Quick FAQ:
Is this a joke?
NO
You really can buy and sell
souls at SoulSale. However,
we do hope that people don't act like
morons and take this too seriously. Just like
psychic hotlines and flavored condems, this site is meant for entertainment
purposes only.
How much does a soul cost and what do
I get for my money?
Souls cost only $19.95. For your money
you will get a printed certificate, which lists
the first name and last initial, date of birth, and state in which
your new soul lived.
How do I know the soul I'm buying is genuine?
At SoulSale, we will make every effort to verify the
authenticity of each individual soul and to prevent people
from attempting to sell their souls multiple times.
Why would anyone want to buy
or sell a human soul?
Why not? It's not for us to
say, we only provide a means for
people to do so.
What will happen to me if I sell my soul?
We're not really sure. We suspect it will
be different for everyone. Maybe nothing, or
maybe you will become the CEO of a Fortune 500
company and make millions of dollars.
Do the souls for sale come with a guarantee?
No, all souls are sold as is, based on the best
information we have and is posted on our site.
What is a human soul?
Whatever you want it to be.
Is SoulSale run by a cult or a bunch of
devil worshippers?
No, SoulSale is run by people who actually don't
believe in the existence of a devil. So it would be
hard for us to worship him or her.
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Welcome to SoulSale! Your online superstore for the buying and selling of human souls.
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Why Use SoulSale?
For Buyers
Great for Parties: The purchase of a free spirit soul can keep your next get together
going all night.
Replace Your Lost Soul: Are you a lost soul, going through life with no direction? On
SoulSale you can purchase a new soul that will replace your lost one and get you
back on track.
For the Ex in Your Life:
All of us have someone in our lives who has lied or cheated on us. We may have wondered about the
character and quality of this person's soul, or if they even had a soul at all! Now, this is
your chance to take the high ground and get that person a brand new soul. A soul that will
hopefully put an end to that person's life of lies, deceit or [you fill in the blank].
Makes a Great Gift: Who couldn't use an extra soul, just in case. Life is
full of twists and turns and you never know what tomorrow will bring. Having an extra soul might
just allow a friend or loved one to sleep a little better at night.
For Sellers
Need Some Extra Cash? With a listing on SoulSale you could put a few extra bucks in
your pocket with little effort.
Tired of Your Current Soul? One persons junk is another persons treasure. Once your
soul has been sold, you can try going souless for a while, or perhaps purchase a new one. Mix
and match away on SoulSale!
Help Others: Do you possess a great soul that you have been using for your whole life. Now is
your chance to stop selfishly hogging your excellent soul, and let someone else have a chance
to use it. There are many people in the world in need of a first rate soul, and this is your
opportunity to help them.
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What Next?
SoulSale is just getting started and we need sellers. If you would like to
sell your soul please enter your email below. If you would like to buy a soul,
enter your email and you will be notified when we have sufficient inventory.
Soul Sellers:
Enter your email below and you will be emailed with more information detailing the
selling process. Remember, you MUST be at least 18 years of age
to participate. Your email will only be used ONCE and
will never be sold or given to any third party.
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Sample Soul:
Name: Jared S.
Gender: Male
DOB: 12/70
City, State: Concord, NH
Convictions/Arrests: 0
Brief Bio:
I am a 32 year old software designer from Concord, NH. I am single,
however, I have been seeing my current girlfried for 6 years. I am
generally considered a pretty easy going guy with a dry sense of
humor. As you can see I've never been arrested nor have I ever
done anything that would make me a bad or evil soul.
I think anyone would be very lucky to get my soul. Good luck.
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Soul Buyers:
Enter your email below and you'll be notified when the site has a
sufficient listing of souls. Your email will only be used ONCE and
will never be sold or given to any third party.
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